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Hello, and today, I will be listing some of the funniest things you can possibly do to complete strangers.
Anywhere:
Give them funny looks, perhaps maybe stare at them til they are out of your field of view, or just make bizzare faces at them.
Take one look at anyone in a suit and say: "CRAP! THEIR ON TO ME!" then turn around and run the other way fast as you possibly can.
Whenever you see anyone drop something, give them a horrified look and then scream: "LITTERBUG!"
Smack someone on the shoulder and sing: "You've got cooties, you've got cooties!" then run away.
On an elevator:
When its just you and one other person tap them on the shoulder and pretend it was someone else.
Meow occasionally.
Drop a pen, wait til someone goes to pick it up for you then scream: "ITS MINE!"
Say: "DING" every time you reach another floor.
Randomly stare at someone intently, then back away slowly with a horrified look on your face and say: "YOUR ONE OF THEM!"
Whenever someone new get on, grab their hand, shake it realy hard, and tell them: "Hi there, im the admiral, but you can call me sir flabivimbolius streniorouser XLIVX"
Stand in the corner with a creepy grin plastered across your face, if anyone asks you what you are doing tell them "Watching" or "Hunting" in a very creepy voice.
On the phone:
(Note this one will take some setting up and is best done on tele marketers) Go to your computer when a telemarketer calls, find censcor beep noises online, when they ask you a question, stick the speaker right up next to the mic on your phone, and play the longest censcor beep noise possible, don't stop til they hang up.
Reply by saying "yes" to everything they say, do not say anything but yes.
Reply by saying "purple" to everything they say.
Whenever they go to talk, interrupt them talking about something random, such as sasquatches.
Before they even get a chance to talk, tell them: "Did you know every time you open your mouth a fairy dies?" if they continue talking, start screaming about how the person on the other line is a sicko and a murderer, and how he murders faries for fun.
Any things you guys would like to add to the list?
Anywhere:
Give them funny looks, perhaps maybe stare at them til they are out of your field of view, or just make bizzare faces at them.
Take one look at anyone in a suit and say: "CRAP! THEIR ON TO ME!" then turn around and run the other way fast as you possibly can.
Whenever you see anyone drop something, give them a horrified look and then scream: "LITTERBUG!"
Smack someone on the shoulder and sing: "You've got cooties, you've got cooties!" then run away.
On an elevator:
When its just you and one other person tap them on the shoulder and pretend it was someone else.
Meow occasionally.
Drop a pen, wait til someone goes to pick it up for you then scream: "ITS MINE!"
Say: "DING" every time you reach another floor.
Randomly stare at someone intently, then back away slowly with a horrified look on your face and say: "YOUR ONE OF THEM!"
Whenever someone new get on, grab their hand, shake it realy hard, and tell them: "Hi there, im the admiral, but you can call me sir flabivimbolius streniorouser XLIVX"
Stand in the corner with a creepy grin plastered across your face, if anyone asks you what you are doing tell them "Watching" or "Hunting" in a very creepy voice.
On the phone:
(Note this one will take some setting up and is best done on tele marketers) Go to your computer when a telemarketer calls, find censcor beep noises online, when they ask you a question, stick the speaker right up next to the mic on your phone, and play the longest censcor beep noise possible, don't stop til they hang up.
Reply by saying "yes" to everything they say, do not say anything but yes.
Reply by saying "purple" to everything they say.
Whenever they go to talk, interrupt them talking about something random, such as sasquatches.
Before they even get a chance to talk, tell them: "Did you know every time you open your mouth a fairy dies?" if they continue talking, start screaming about how the person on the other line is a sicko and a murderer, and how he murders faries for fun.
Any things you guys would like to add to the list?