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Reynold audibly swore. He didn't think there was anyone listening, but he swore anyway, it helped him cope. He had sand in every crack, his black suit meant he was baking alive, and he was lost. He had just wanted a purpose, some reason to keep slogging through life other than the constant stream of money and booze. He wanted a adventure, a muse, a love intrest. Some days, he didn't know why he didn't just off himself. At the end of the day, money can only buy so much beer and beer can only get you so much happiness. Truth be told, he didn't like his job, but he was gonna smile like he did anyways. He'd rather be a castle guard like he used to.
"Wow, life is really grim when I think about it, Lightning" "*SQUACK*" Reynold had been following his feather clad companion ever since he lost track of the other guys "Well I don't know! It wasn't about the money, it was about purpose! I wanted to go places! Have friends that I don't wind up getting wasted with! I wanted..." then it hit him. "I wanted to be a hero... I wanted babies! And to make babies! And I wanted my own legend! To forge my own legend to be passed down to my grandbabies, and their grandbabies! I wanted grandbabies!" He stopped for a second, thinking about how he probably shouldn't be the one making the grandbabies. He'd just have to make an oscene ammount of babies. "*SQUAWK*" Reynold was brought back to earth. "No we're not calling my quest 'The Legend of Annika' that's stupid! But you're on the right track! I need a quest! How about 'Reynolds Incredibly Awesome Quest to Kick *** and get my Wife back from the Dead?' Or RIAQKAWD for short. Now we'll need some kind of magic for this, she's past the point of mouth to mouth..." The bird stopped for a split second right in front of Reynold's face, it acted very aggrivated.
"Nah, that sounds like a conspiracy theory, not a quest. After the 'Incident' at the mage only bar, I can't see any of them helping us... You know, I hear there's a real abundance of bad guys lately... I doubt anyone would mind if any of them went missing... I use one of them, bring Annika back, then backstab him and I'm a hero..." Lighting and Reynolds eyes met. Eureka. "*squawk?*" "I guess if that happens I'll have to put on the old charm... And by charm I mean I'll torture them until they bring her back." Reynold wouldn't look back on this for a very long time. He had the smallest kindling of a goal in his mind now, he was going to act on it, and get hella rich in the proscess.
Suddenly, Reynold tripped on, nothing. It was like a massive earthquake. When he stood up, there was a explosion off in the distance. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say some dip**** tried to pet an explosive mouse." And so, Reynold walked off, oblivious to the arm potruding from the sand behind him.
"Wow, life is really grim when I think about it, Lightning" "*SQUACK*" Reynold had been following his feather clad companion ever since he lost track of the other guys "Well I don't know! It wasn't about the money, it was about purpose! I wanted to go places! Have friends that I don't wind up getting wasted with! I wanted..." then it hit him. "I wanted to be a hero... I wanted babies! And to make babies! And I wanted my own legend! To forge my own legend to be passed down to my grandbabies, and their grandbabies! I wanted grandbabies!" He stopped for a second, thinking about how he probably shouldn't be the one making the grandbabies. He'd just have to make an oscene ammount of babies. "*SQUAWK*" Reynold was brought back to earth. "No we're not calling my quest 'The Legend of Annika' that's stupid! But you're on the right track! I need a quest! How about 'Reynolds Incredibly Awesome Quest to Kick *** and get my Wife back from the Dead?' Or RIAQKAWD for short. Now we'll need some kind of magic for this, she's past the point of mouth to mouth..." The bird stopped for a split second right in front of Reynold's face, it acted very aggrivated.
"Nah, that sounds like a conspiracy theory, not a quest. After the 'Incident' at the mage only bar, I can't see any of them helping us... You know, I hear there's a real abundance of bad guys lately... I doubt anyone would mind if any of them went missing... I use one of them, bring Annika back, then backstab him and I'm a hero..." Lighting and Reynolds eyes met. Eureka. "*squawk?*" "I guess if that happens I'll have to put on the old charm... And by charm I mean I'll torture them until they bring her back." Reynold wouldn't look back on this for a very long time. He had the smallest kindling of a goal in his mind now, he was going to act on it, and get hella rich in the proscess.
Suddenly, Reynold tripped on, nothing. It was like a massive earthquake. When he stood up, there was a explosion off in the distance. "If I didn't know any better, I'd say some dip**** tried to pet an explosive mouse." And so, Reynold walked off, oblivious to the arm potruding from the sand behind him.