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Not a fanfic by any stretch of the imagination, but pretty funny.
The Randomness
Episode One
“Dude we should paint the town red,” Zaras the Midget said.
Daneil the Yellow Duck stared at Zaras. “Are you on drugs? Because that is the best idea since sharpies man!” He slapped him a high five and they went to Lowe’s.
“How may I help you?” Charlie the Grey Unicorn said in monotone.
“We need enough red paint to cover the town!” Daneil shouted in Charlie’s face.
“Do you have any money?”
Zaras dug around in his pockets. “I got five cents. Daneil?”
“I’m a duck why would I have money!”
Charlie rolled his eyes. “If you paint the town orange instead of red I’ll buy all the paint.”
“Aaand help us paint?” Zaras asked.
“Yup.”
Suddenley a banana fell from the ceiling and onto Charlie’s horn. “Name’s Joe, I’m a Pink Banana. I heard you were painting?”
“Yeah man.” Daneil said.
“I am so in!” Joe said, grabbing a paint brush off the wall. “Where do we start and what color?”
“There is something seriously wrong with you isn’t there Joe?” Zaras asked.
“Of course not!” Joe shouted, stabbing his finger in Daneil’s face. “What would make you say that?”
“Because that’s the Duck’s face and the Midget yelled at you.” Charlie said, flinging Joe across the room and into a bucket of magenta paint.
“Well ex-cuse me! Prin-cess!” Nicole said, walking in with Austin Thronton. “Who gave you permission to paint my town orange?”
“Nobody, we just decided to do so.” Daneil said, flinging an orange at Austin.
“Hey!” Austin shouted, grabbing a turtle and hurling it at Joe.
“People people! Can we please get to the paint?!” Zaras shouted, tossing a paint brush to Nicole and Austin. Silence… “Good, lets go!”
Charlie handed everybody a gallon of orange paint and they went outside. They pryed the lids open and sloshed paint around everywhere; on the bulidings, on the ground, and even on the clouds.
Austin painted Nicole orange and she laughed loudly. “I love you my dear!” she said, dumping orange paint on his head.
Zaras and Daneil painted babies and their parents orange while Joe and Charile painted the animals orange.
Then before the paint was dry it started raining Scottish Fold Kittens and they wiped the paint off everything.
“Crap, we worked so hard!” Zaras shouted, throwing his paintbrush to the ground.
“But on the bright side, we have adorable kittens!” Nicole said, picking a calico kitten up and petting her fur. “You shall be Patches.”
Patches mewed quietly and hopped out of Nicole’s arms, running off towards the rest of the Kittens. “Patches! What are you doing!?" Austin shouted.
Patches looked back with flames in her eyes. “You will all worship us!” she growled in a demonic voice, joining the other kittens in making a tower of kittens shaped like a giant fighting robot.
“Yeah, we’re toast.” Charlie said, walking up and looking at the kittens.
“We are Gigantor!” the tower of kittens bellowed.
“Super toast.” Zaras said, looking up at Gigantor.
The Randomness
Episode One
“Dude we should paint the town red,” Zaras the Midget said.
Daneil the Yellow Duck stared at Zaras. “Are you on drugs? Because that is the best idea since sharpies man!” He slapped him a high five and they went to Lowe’s.
“How may I help you?” Charlie the Grey Unicorn said in monotone.
“We need enough red paint to cover the town!” Daneil shouted in Charlie’s face.
“Do you have any money?”
Zaras dug around in his pockets. “I got five cents. Daneil?”
“I’m a duck why would I have money!”
Charlie rolled his eyes. “If you paint the town orange instead of red I’ll buy all the paint.”
“Aaand help us paint?” Zaras asked.
“Yup.”
Suddenley a banana fell from the ceiling and onto Charlie’s horn. “Name’s Joe, I’m a Pink Banana. I heard you were painting?”
“Yeah man.” Daneil said.
“I am so in!” Joe said, grabbing a paint brush off the wall. “Where do we start and what color?”
“There is something seriously wrong with you isn’t there Joe?” Zaras asked.
“Of course not!” Joe shouted, stabbing his finger in Daneil’s face. “What would make you say that?”
“Because that’s the Duck’s face and the Midget yelled at you.” Charlie said, flinging Joe across the room and into a bucket of magenta paint.
“Well ex-cuse me! Prin-cess!” Nicole said, walking in with Austin Thronton. “Who gave you permission to paint my town orange?”
“Nobody, we just decided to do so.” Daneil said, flinging an orange at Austin.
“Hey!” Austin shouted, grabbing a turtle and hurling it at Joe.
“People people! Can we please get to the paint?!” Zaras shouted, tossing a paint brush to Nicole and Austin. Silence… “Good, lets go!”
Charlie handed everybody a gallon of orange paint and they went outside. They pryed the lids open and sloshed paint around everywhere; on the bulidings, on the ground, and even on the clouds.
Austin painted Nicole orange and she laughed loudly. “I love you my dear!” she said, dumping orange paint on his head.
Zaras and Daneil painted babies and their parents orange while Joe and Charile painted the animals orange.
Then before the paint was dry it started raining Scottish Fold Kittens and they wiped the paint off everything.
“Crap, we worked so hard!” Zaras shouted, throwing his paintbrush to the ground.
“But on the bright side, we have adorable kittens!” Nicole said, picking a calico kitten up and petting her fur. “You shall be Patches.”
Patches mewed quietly and hopped out of Nicole’s arms, running off towards the rest of the Kittens. “Patches! What are you doing!?" Austin shouted.
Patches looked back with flames in her eyes. “You will all worship us!” she growled in a demonic voice, joining the other kittens in making a tower of kittens shaped like a giant fighting robot.
“Yeah, we’re toast.” Charlie said, walking up and looking at the kittens.
“We are Gigantor!” the tower of kittens bellowed.
“Super toast.” Zaras said, looking up at Gigantor.