Funny Things People Say When They're Half-Asleep! ((or fully asleep XD))

[Ryli]

Alright, once Baker was sound asleep and he started YELLING: "What do I do about the lady in the wheelchair?!" Then a little while later (still yelling): "I know, but what do I do about THAT?!"

Totally true story lol.

[Mysterie]

My aunt, in her sleep:

"Where's my gun? I'm gonna shoot that d**ned cockroach to H**L!"

[Peeps]

My bedroom is right next to my house's attic and one time when my mom was organizing or something in there, I was sleeping and she woke me up and asked if I was okay, because I apparently said "I'm done with the laundry" in my sleep :/

[Kairu]

I had an old best friend who used to sleeptalk a lot. It ranged from dreaming he was playing MW2 Online with his buds to "Yes Mom, I love you too." In addition, he's a blanket hog. He'll take the blankets, not share, and when you try to take them back, he'll growl at you like a dog.

[mid_mids]

im not sure if this counts but my little brother dislocated his arm either last year or the year before, and when he was coming off the drugs they give you to relieve the pain he said "is my arm relocated yet"

[zmanxtreme]

Once, my brother said, "Leave me alone, Sarah!" Funny thing is, we don't know any Sarahs.

It's his imaginary GF xD

[amaterasu]

This doesn't really count as talking, but when my friend stays over we share a bed, and she says that in the night I kick, throw my hands around, and jostle everything.
I have though, heard some, kind of uh, smutty things from my brother and our friend Kevin while they were asleep staying over.

[zmanxtreme]

^ lol When my cousin stays over we have to share a bed and EVERYTIME i end up with a knee in my back xD

[SericIkana]

Me. "im just going to go die for a minuet." (i recorded myself)

Also one night, half awake. "7:45 is shoe time"

[Batpool]

One time when I was sick, I had a half dream there were witches in my bed, and I was using my sith lightning force abilities to kill them, then I got lost in my blanket, I rember screaming at them to go away.
When I went to my mom to get some medicine I heard a aussie dude say: Cmon mate! Watch out for the hippos!
And indeed, the dog pillow I keep in my room was a hippo, and my bed was covered in vines.
I ran in and told my mom a hippo was chasing me and she just laughed, so mean .
Another time when I was sick I stayed up late watching doctor who, then I half dreamed I had to chase rose to get to the TARDIS while dodging a werewolf, this all happened underneath my giant blanket.
Then one time I woke up crying about a "Puppy", however I don't know what the puppys name was or why I was sad about it.