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  • #1

    Zombie Apocolypse Weapons

    The game is super easy (btw, any typos made are due to getting a longer pen for my 3DS), make up a completley rediculouse weapon you could use in the zombie apocolypse, briefly explain it, and rate the one above you on a scale of 1–10.
    Ill start:
    Nail Door Shield.

    Desc: You know those bats with the nails in'em? why not do the same, but with a door?
    Put a strap on it and its like riot shield 2.0.
    Except you get to impale zombies as you run with it.

    Above Rating (AR): N/A

    (This game probably wont take off, but I had a blast with it on punchwood, so I might as well give it a shot here >)
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  • #2
    AR: 3/10
    Good idea, and there are in fact real shields like this, but a door is kind of unwieldy.

    The Flinstone Pillow
    A pillow case filled with rocks. Need I say more?

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    • #3
      AR: 4/10
      Seems good in a pinch, but other then that I wouldnt use it much.

      Psycho Janitor Mop
      A mop, the handle end sharpend and knives stiched into the mop part, almost like a flail.
      Cripel'em with the mop part, finish'em with the spear, stabby stuff on bolth ends for the best results! And by results, I mean gore.
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      • #4
        AR: 4/10
        Seems decent enough, but rather unrealistic.

        Why not go for the simple Bow and Arrow? Kill 'em from a distance as if with a gun, but it doesn't have the loud noise that would attract more attention. Plus it's easy to go and find your ammo again or remake it, unlike a gun. Can pack a pretty good wallop too.
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        • #5
          So... HBc, I may have accidentally reported your post and explained using my post sorry.

          1/10
          It's supposed to be ridiculous, though it would be an 8/10 for those reasons. Hard to carry the weapon itself and ammo though. Too bulky. Crossbow would be better.

          So, you know those oversized novelty pencils that are the size of your arm? Get two of those and stabby-stabby.

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          • #6
            6/10
            They would need to be sharpend alot.
            And Im kinda doubting the magic trick would work (batman fans will get that).

            Poisoned Nail Bomb Launcher.
            Nuff said.

            (btw, IIIIMMM BAAA-AACK)
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            • #7
              9/10
              Poison doesn't affect zombies.

              And do you want to see me make that pencil disappear? Come, sit down...

              THE ARM
              You tear off a zombie's arm and start beating it with its own arm, then carry it around on your back afterwards (the arm).

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              • #8
                3/10
                I believe that zombie would be forced to fight in, "unarmed" combat ahahahahahahahaha... So lonely...

                THE BIEBER BOMB!

                Find the loudest stereo possible and crank up Justin Bieber music on it. Set a timed bomb on it now. Not only will it permanently damage the zombies brains and possibly kill some zombies, but they will all flock to the thing that is making their ears bleed in order to destroy it. And then it explodes....
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                • #9
                  -10/10
                  It would work, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone, alive, dead, or undead.

                  ACID FLOWER
                  Be the Joker.

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                  • #10
                    5/10
                    Runs out of ammo to quickly to be effective.

                    FLAMEWACKER!

                    Rig a weedwacker to where it has tubes instead of string, and gas pumps through the tubes. One end has a lighter on it.
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                    • #11
                      10/10
                      Yes. Just... yes.

                      Paper ninja stars.
                      Think about it. There's no crueler cut than a paper cut. And ninja stars are awesome.

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                      • #12
                        2/10

                        While ninja stars are cool, I guess they'd really only be effective against live humans you're trying to keep away from you; depending on the zombies at hand papercuts wouldn't do much damage.

                        Any blade ducktaped to your arm(s). The ducktape would prevent you from being bitten (how many people have teeth sharp enough to bite through ducktape?) and as long as you keep your elbows and your wrists free you can swing about and slice and dice like a human blender(cat).
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