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In the pale Moonlight along the Bridge of Eldin walked a trio shrouded in cloaks; One far shorter than the other two. Behind them they leave the South Hyrule Field, and Head towards Kakariko Village. The taller of the Three stops in the middle of this giant stone construction and walks towards a ledge. His Metal Arm shines like Calm water in the somber moonlight.
"It would be so easy. Just a jump and it will be all over, guys. Not Even a Jump. just a step off, and I plummet down to meet The Goddesses"
"Rasul is no sure that good idea, Kollyflower. what do Seffie think?" The Short one says as he rummages for a pipe and a bottle of Chu Jelly. it was his last stash for the trip. he thinks that he is lucky there is a shop nearby that may or may not have the Jelly, and this brings a smirk to his face. The Woman looks upon her secret Romeo
"Kollyvander... We both know you wouldn't jump really,right? I mean we need you"
"Yes. Kollyflower has coinpurse. We work hard to earn Rupee for new Piggy"
"Is that all you care about, Rasul? you just want to get a New Warthog? do you not remember what happened to the last one?"
"Green Man steal Piggy then fall off Bridge into canyon below"
"Yes. The Green Guy fell off and killed Piggy. Now if we get a New Piggy, are we going to let it out of our sight? or try to eat it?"
"No, Kollyflower..."
"Koll! don't be so mean to him. Think about all he's done for you. where you would be if not for him"
"Drunk and Not Banned from Castle Town for quote unquote 'Checking the Barmaid for ""Pickle Goblins."" '
Why no one believe Rasul about Pickle Goblins??"
"Because nobody is Goblin your Pickle ;)."
Koll slams his Metal Arm into his face, and knocks himself back 6 inches, and onto his back all for a face palm of shame from that terrible pun. As he gets up and Gains Composure, he looks up at the Moon
"Do you think the Moon is really a beautiful woman trapped in a ball of Stone?"
"No, Rasul think Mr. Moon is Scary Ball of Doom that almost kill World short time ago. Rasul in Termina at the Time. On top of Clock Tower in Clock Town, so named because of Clocks and Clock Tower. so Rasul try to get onto Moon, and Rasul jump and jump, until Rasul fall onto Moon. Moon pretty, so Rasul kiss Moon. Moon taste like dirt, and Rasul scared Rasul get stuck, so Rasul use Hookshot to get back to Clock Town. and that How Rasul kiss Moon"
"Rasul... youre getting cut off from the Jelly. it's messing with your memory."
Koll helps himself up, as the Trio Head towards Kakariko Village
"It would be so easy. Just a jump and it will be all over, guys. Not Even a Jump. just a step off, and I plummet down to meet The Goddesses"
"Rasul is no sure that good idea, Kollyflower. what do Seffie think?" The Short one says as he rummages for a pipe and a bottle of Chu Jelly. it was his last stash for the trip. he thinks that he is lucky there is a shop nearby that may or may not have the Jelly, and this brings a smirk to his face. The Woman looks upon her secret Romeo
"Kollyvander... We both know you wouldn't jump really,right? I mean we need you"
"Yes. Kollyflower has coinpurse. We work hard to earn Rupee for new Piggy"
"Is that all you care about, Rasul? you just want to get a New Warthog? do you not remember what happened to the last one?"
"Green Man steal Piggy then fall off Bridge into canyon below"
"Yes. The Green Guy fell off and killed Piggy. Now if we get a New Piggy, are we going to let it out of our sight? or try to eat it?"
"No, Kollyflower..."
"Koll! don't be so mean to him. Think about all he's done for you. where you would be if not for him"
"Drunk and Not Banned from Castle Town for quote unquote 'Checking the Barmaid for ""Pickle Goblins."" '
Why no one believe Rasul about Pickle Goblins??"
"Because nobody is Goblin your Pickle ;)."
Koll slams his Metal Arm into his face, and knocks himself back 6 inches, and onto his back all for a face palm of shame from that terrible pun. As he gets up and Gains Composure, he looks up at the Moon
"Do you think the Moon is really a beautiful woman trapped in a ball of Stone?"
"No, Rasul think Mr. Moon is Scary Ball of Doom that almost kill World short time ago. Rasul in Termina at the Time. On top of Clock Tower in Clock Town, so named because of Clocks and Clock Tower. so Rasul try to get onto Moon, and Rasul jump and jump, until Rasul fall onto Moon. Moon pretty, so Rasul kiss Moon. Moon taste like dirt, and Rasul scared Rasul get stuck, so Rasul use Hookshot to get back to Clock Town. and that How Rasul kiss Moon"
"Rasul... youre getting cut off from the Jelly. it's messing with your memory."
Koll helps himself up, as the Trio Head towards Kakariko Village